Eyes dried tight, gotta get myself together
Need a kick-start cocktail, ten percent coffee with a
High-rise, family-size, guaranteed to catonize
The little bit of brain I got a-hanging on from last night

I need a double take, a-just to get awake
To try and counteract the hollow feeling nature makes
It's gonna work a treat, gonna get me on my feet
It's a teasing little tonic with a kick
Like a mule
And a skip on the beat

It ain't right, It ain't wrong
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
Too sweet, too strong
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca caffeine bomb

Over-do the sugar and the coffee and the whiskey
In my biggest mug 'til the varnish starts to melt
I got a wake-up shake, any webbing I'm a-shredding
Any grogginess I felt before I sweated
All the poison
From my body to my quilt

And it's been too long
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
What a buzz, What a song
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca caffeine bomb

Hangover, so hungover
Pour me a doctor, send it over
Something that'll stop my legs from shaking
Something that'll stop my head from aching
Hangover, so hung over
Breath of a juiced-up holy roller pounding

Baby can't you see, I'm shitting out water
It's a case of easy come and easy go-o
I need a caffeine bomb to wake me in the morning
I need a caffeine bomb to get me to the show
Oh no, I think I wanna throw

Hands all sticky and I'm spilling all my whiskey on myself
My friends, my dog, my floor
My God, my head feels li